Have You Had Your Silicone Today?

You know what they say: Diamonds Implants are forever.

(Thanks a tip of the hat to Tan Lucy Pez for this lovely (?) picture. I saw this at breakfast, so I'm taking the rest of the day off to hurl a few times.)

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My favorite word today is smarts. Adj., as in not smart. Def.: Descriptive of the pain felt by the guy who catches his whang in his zipper.