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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Short Shrift Sunday #4

As promised, there is nothing here today. But I got some really funny stuff scheduled for Monday and Tuesday. (Crap, now I gotta think up some topics.)

Listen, if you have seen this picture before, don't tell me. I've been away.

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My Aussie buddy Oz comes through again:

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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My favorite word today is ump. Adj., sort of mushy and squishy. Def.: The sound the stunt man's body makes when he goes out the third-story window and misses all the mattresses.

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