A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, he gave a chicken.He got toward the end of the second street and saw a man out gardening. He asked, "Who's the boss around here?"
The man replied, "I am."
"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said. "Which would you prefer?"
The man thought for a minute, and said, "The black one."
The man's wife interrupted. "No, no, get the brown one."
"Here's your chicken," said the farmer.
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My favorite word today is monia. N., takes strong medicine. Def.: It starts out pneu but it gets old.
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