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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Short Shrift Saturday #26

So this dude goes to a working cattle ranch, and he is going to be "macho man." He goes for a walk with a genuine cowboy to see the sights. And remarks, "Hey, there's a big bunch of cows."

"Herd of cows," says the cowboy.

"Heard what?" says the dude.

"Herd of cows," responds the cowboy.

"Sure I've heard of cows," says Macho Man. "There's a big bunch of them right over there."

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My favorite words today are Taco Bell. N., wait for it. Def.: A Mexican telephone company.

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