I am flying so much, I get a little nervous about some of the shenanigans going on in the air. For instance, here's a picture I took as we were going in for a landing in Detroit. I don't know what happened. Maybe the other guy blinked.+ + + + + + + +
So, this man, his wife, and his mother-in-law go on vacation to Israel. While they are there, the mother-in-law dies.
The funeral director says, "We can ship the body home for $5,000, or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for just $150. What would you like to do?"
The man thinks, and finally says, "Let's ship her home."
The funeral director protests. "Why would you want to do that, when you can have her buried here for only $150?"
"Well, see," the man says, "you had a guy who got buried here, and then rose from the dead after three days. I just can't take that chance."
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My favorite word today is sincerity. Adj., an attribute. Def.: What to try when all else fails.
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