Just a Giggle and a Chuckle Will Be Fine

Cleaning up the inbox:

A police recruit is asked during his examination:

"What would you do if you had to arrest your mother-in-law?"

"Call for backup."

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Why are lawyers prohibited from having sex with their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.

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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

(These missives are from my buddy Oz).

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The new guy in the cellblock is feeling pretty lousy. Then he hears somebody yell out, "41!" And everybody else in the block laughs uproariously. Somebody else says "28!" More laughs.

New guys asks his cellmate, "What's going on?" Cellmate says, "We don't hear any new jokes in here, so we just tell the same ones over and over. Every joke has a number, so we don't have to listen to the same tired old words."

So new guy thinks this is pretty neat. He calls out a number at random: "14!" Nobody laughs. He says, "39!" Not a peep.

The cellmate takes him aside and says, "Look, kid. It's not so much the joke. It's the way you tell it that makes it funny."

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran wrap for shorts. The doc says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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My favorite word today is teenager. N., zits and all. Def.: A person who knows more than you do.