What if animals were in charge?
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A lady is in the dealership admiring a Lexus. As she leans forward to inspect the fine leather upholstery, a small burst of flatulence escapes her. Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone noticed.
Standing behind her is a salesman. "Good day, madame. How may we be of help?"
Trying to recover, the lady mumbles, "Um, how much is this car?"
Salesman: "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."
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My favorite word today is eternity. N., wearing out the ear piece. Def.: The length of time it takes to get a human on the phone; equivalent to the wait for the Second Coming.
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