The title of this is 'Job Hell'. Now then, which one of these people has had you on hold the longest?
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Where does this stuff come from?
"It's not hard to meet expenses -- they're everywhere."
"My computer has the Oedipus Rex virus. It wants to marry the motherboard."
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A flight attendant was at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for his ticket. He opened his raincoat and flashed her.
She said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
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My favorite phrase today is a prayer. N., he'p me, Ernie. Def.: In an athletic contest, what the huge underdog doesn't have.
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