Stream of Unconsciousness

Have you ever just sat down at your computer and said to yourself: "I will just start typing, and see if something good happens"? Of course you have, because in an emergency you have this thing on your keyboard that says "Delete". Let's see:

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"Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen." --John Steinbeck. (Cartoon stolen from Jude.)

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"Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?" Lucy provided this one.

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In Salem, Oregon, the coach of the West Salem girls' basketball team said, "We knocked down a good percentage of our shots, especially in the first half. We found the open man."

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A baseball player says to his coach as the National Anthem is playing: "Ah, hell, every time I hear that song I have a bad game."

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"Why should we take sex advice from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't." --George Bernard Shaw

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My favorite word today is unsaleable. Adj., a waste of time. Def.: A group photograph in which the class clown slyly gives the photographer the finger.