Gifts From My Pals

My b**gosphere buddies just can't help themselves. They are all the time dousing me with funny stuff. Why, just the other day, my buddy Bill Gates said....oh, ok, Bill..wink wink......Why, just the other day, my buddy whose name will remain my secret*** was telling me:

"She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again, and had 7 more children. And, again, her husband died. So she remarried, and had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

"At the service, the preacher thanked the Lord for this loving woman, saying, 'Lord, they're finally together.'

"A mourner quietly asked her friend: 'Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?'

"The friend says: 'I think he means her legs.'

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A newlywed couple is in bed early in the morning, and both want coffee. The bridegroom says, "I guess you'll have to make it. The woman does the cooking." And she says, "No, in the Bible it says the man has to make the coffee."

He says, "No way."

She says: "Way. Look it up. The Bible says Hebrews."*

(*A nice little missive from my buddy Motor Home Lucy.)

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***Tan Lucy Pez (Sorry to blow your cover.)

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My favorite phrase today is It's a mystery. Adj., or an enigma. Def.: Why do they put those little dents in the top of a soda cracker?