Does this qualify as a "buttcrack" photo? See, what I am trying to do is gather all the buttcrack photos in one place AND THEN DELETE THIS B**G! Then you won't have to put up with them anymore.+ + + + + + + +
Why do women have smaller feet than men? Why, it's an evolutionary thing. It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you.
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Billy Joe, who is working in a grocery store, is asked by his boss: "Why did you leave Texas?"
"Aw," says Billy Joe, "there's nothing in Texas but football players and prostitutes."
Boss: "My wife is from Texas."
Billy Joe: "No shit? What position did she play?"
(I stole this from my buddy Miss Cellania.)
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
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My favorite word today is buttcrack. N., nut job. Def.: The smart-ass who tells you the answers to a crossword puzzle you are working.
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