More money is being spent today on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. Thus, by 2040, we will have a great population of oldsters with perky boobs and huge erections but no recollection of what to do with them.+ + + + + + + +
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill,
And now they have a son.
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My favorite word today is color blind.> Adj., It's gotta be the hair. Def.: Mistaking Albert Einstein for Don King. My second favorite word is catacomb N., it's a-mazing. Def.: Something useful to Don King, as in "Give that cat a comb."
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