Shaun Alexander of the Seattle Seahawks lunges for the goal line! He scores! Will he spike the football???+ + + + + + + +
In case Mr. Anonymous is too embarrassed to ask, here's how you get rid of toe fungus: Apply Vicks Vaporub twice a day for a week. Honestly and truly. My nurse/pedicurist swears by it. Those pills you're swallowing take a year to work, and they only cure the fungi in 50 percent of the cases.
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Let's get rid of the rest of my Hillary stuff:
"In Hillary Clinton's new book, 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then, on Page 2, the trouble starts." --Jay Leno.
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for the office of President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family." --David Letterman.
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." --Jay Leno.
"In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said, 'I could hardly breathe; I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said." --David Letterman.
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My favorite word today is unique. Adj., get a load of this! Def.: Descriptive of the one person who knows how to correctly refold a road map.
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