A boy is nervous about his first date, for he doesn't know what to talk about. He asks his father for advice."My son, there are three subjects that always work," he said. "These are food, family and philosophy."
So the boy collects his date and they go to a soda fountain. They stare at each other for a long time, so finally the boy gets up his nerve.
He says, "Do you like spinach?" She says, "No." And the silence returns.
Finally the boy tries the second point raised by his father. "Do you have any brothers?", he asks. Again, the girl says, "No." The silence returns.
Finally, the boy plays his last card. Thinking of his father's advice he asks, "If you had a brother would he like spinach?"
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From Indy's Mom: "Every crow thinks his is the blackest."
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My favorite word today is mirrors. N., this is hard to believe. Def.: They can't talk and they still lie.
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