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Saturday, June 24, 2006

Short Shrift Saturday #30

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service". It can be defined as "The act of doing things for other people."

Then we came across these terms which use "service":

Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
Customer Service
Service Stations

Hah! Service Stations my butt. I know better.

And so it was no surprise, really, when I overheard some farmers talking. One of them said he had paid a stud fee to have a bull "service" a few of his cows.

So it has all come into focus. We now know what those "service" agencies are doing to us. I don't suppose you feel any better.

(This little tale was handed to me by Judy, known to you as kenju.)

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Thomas Jefferson: "The natural order of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground."

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My favorite word today is beer. N., for he's a jolly good fellow. Def.: Propellant of conversation.

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