How Perfect Is This?

'Tis the first of June and time for slipping you my Perfect Post award from May. Which goes to Ann Arbor, once again, only this time to Big Dave. This is my environmentally challenged buddy who believes yard work is for sissies. However, he does not take the easy way out and claim he doesn't mow because of allergies. No, Ol' Dave is far too subtle for that. Go see.

Perfect Post is a device invented by Momma K and Lucinda so some of us can show our love for exceptional writing. Glad to do it.

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There is a new b**gger on the block, name of Raggedy, who amuses me with this homily about Big Ernie:

"May God bless those who love us.
"And for those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts.
"And for those whose hearts cannot be turned,
"May God turn their ankles
"So that we may know them by their limping."

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Rabbit! Rabbit! According to the Pez family, including my sister Lucy, if you say Rabbit! Rabbit! on the first of each month, you will have good luck all month long. None of my rabbits has been as cute as this one; probably it is good for 7 years' worth of luck.

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You wanna have some fun, you go visit Steve Martin, who has a magic act that will have you laughing long.

(I stole this from Miss Cellania, who doesn't care because she had it first.)

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A 5-year-old girl is showing Grandpa a drawing she made of her new sister.

Grandpa: "That's nice, but you didn't put in any nose, eyes or mouth."

The Girl: "I don't know her that well."

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My favorite phrase today is "Standing on the Promises." N., let me count the ways. Def.: Favorite hymn of your neighborhood politician.