Punch Bowl Is Callin' My Name

Here I am, an escapee from the Age of Stegosaurs, on my last legs, and people are trying to work me to death. First it was Judy and J & J's Mom saying I had to write a bunch of stuff about what I would do if I were any number of occupations. Then Modern Millie said I had to write stuff about books. And now Chenoah has me "Turd Tagged." I tell you girls, my brain is just about fried. I ain't used to thinkin'. I am more a man of action. Man of Steel, if you really wanna know. I did leap some tall buildings in my time.

Anyhow, when you get "Turd Tagged" you have to do a little poetic. The first and third lines are: "Turd in a punch bowl." The taggee has to write the second and fourth lines, on any subject, making sure they rhyme. So I gonna do this, only I'm pretending that Chenoah did the writing. Here goes:

Turd in a punch bowl,
It resembles Ol' Hoss.
Turd in a punch bowl,
Drowned. It's not a big loss.

Dang, Chenoah! I thought you liked me better'n that.

Bottom line-wise, I get to ask three other internet writers to take on this challenge. So I hereby Turd Tag the following: Jessica Rabbitt, That Damned Judy and Poopie. They're all good sports, don't mind being dumped on.

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Something I read on the internet but I can't tell you where so I'm sorry:

"Witches don't have leaders. Granny Weatherwax was the most highly regarded of the leaders they didn't have."

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A Liff definition:

Gildersome: Descriptive of a joke someone tells you which starts well, but which becomes so embellished in the telling that you start to weary of it after scarcely half an hour."

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Matey says:

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.